"Fucking white people"
— every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion  (via daydreamingroses)

This Just Happened
  • Movie theater worker:*Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
  • Me:No
  • Me:How to Train Your Dragon 2

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.


people who stretch their desktop background

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breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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hellabloggin:

who is she

hellabloggin:

who is she


wvhale-vwhale:

princestyle:

princestyle:

They’re selling homestuck shirts at hot topic, brace yourselves a storm is coming kiddos.

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There’s your proof, that was on my IG dash.

WHEN THE FUCK DO I GET THIS

#want #hs

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*


damndanhowell:

phantasticphil:

nikkijusttalk:

I’m sorry but doesn’t the bottom panel just look like Phil got a little…er…excited by Dan’s hand near his crotch and they both notice and try to cover it up without being to awkward about it. Seriously, Phil even does the whole ‘Castiel watching porn’ thing and looks down at it, before pulling his shirt down to cover it, and Dan sneakily peeks at it, realises, internally freaks out before remembering he’s doing an interview and trying to act normal. 

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'my north has risen'


u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny