what is it
someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game
so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
Goat gives it all it’s got
give it all you’ve goat
Bless you fluffy baby
I CANNOT DEAL WITH COLE SPROUSE ON TWITTER IM HAVING A SEIZURE
I honestly could not be more proud to call him and his brother my role models.. They literally molded the person I am..
Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper
I want that job now.
When will it stop