Cringe in the year 2022

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pulchrabelle
wizardpotions

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

monarchofrymden

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

wizardpotions

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

astronomical-bagel

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other

a-friend-of-red-jennys
brendanicus

We need to recreate Fleetwood Mac in a lab. I don't care how unethical it will be. We need to get a bunch of strung out artistically minded left-brain bitches together who can make dope music, give them the finest buffet of drugs available, make them fuck each other, pair them off, then break them up one by one while forcing them to stay in the band. You've heard of the Russian sleep experiment now get ready for the Rumours Part 2 experiment.

brendanicus

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2023 Stevie Nicks starts a podcast called My Ex My Ex & Me where they play passive-aggressive D&D campaigns loaded with snipes at each other